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A woman who wears I a one shoulder top likes yo get titty fucked. The loose sweater makes it top of mind.
Women who wear one shouldered tops want their titties fucked.
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A Bra
Victoria Secret sell some real nice lacey 'Double Barrelled Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder's'
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it means that somebodies partner is cheating. it can also mean someone is spreading rumours it's also used in the song DoReMi.
nick: what amy? you just fuck my friends behind my shoulder!
When a magician shoots your shoulder, turning it to stone, and shortly afterwards your friend throws a baseball at you, assuming you can catch it, but you cant because your shoulder is stone, so it hits it, and chips it. And in the ensuing rampage that you enter after having your shoulder inadvertently chipped, you accidentally kill your girlfriend.
Brandi: DANG. i was replaced within 20 seconds. That's a record!
Austin: No chip off my shoulder
Brandi: X_X
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When your tounge gets tired so you use your should to finsh.
My tounge was so tired I had to shoulder toss that puss
You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.
I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.
Sore shoulder from performing many hand shakes
I've been so busy networking this week I've got business shoulder from all the handshakes