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when you haven't crapped in ages because the little workers in your fudge factory are on strike.
Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months"
Parson Brown: "A strike at the fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're constipated?"
Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is"
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When you Fuck a girl on her period and you shove a tampon up her vagina and she goes into toxic shock
"I accidentally Factory Reset my girlfriend last night"
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A most amazing place to go young or old, located in PA. Lots to do, and crazy ass shit in their gift shop that you'd never find in a store, (like spider writers.) You also get free markers that are made while you sit and watch.
guy 1 "Dude someone stole my effin baby blue twistable erasable 2 in 1 marker/pencil"
guy 2 "DID you get it from the Crayola Factory??"
guy 1 "yes :("
guy 2 "*sighs*"
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When you put cookie ingredients into a girls vagina, and proceed to have sex with her to mix the ingredients inside her to make cookie dough. After, she goes tanning and after she is done you eat her out, and it will taste like cookies.
Guy 1: Man, yesterday my girlfriend finally let me do a magic cookie factory.
Guy 2: Lucky.
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A neighborhood in Brooklyn that produces large amounts of first due fire duty for companies in the area. A form of a “Jobtown” exclusive to the Canarsie neighborhood.
Did you hear about the rippin job yesterday? 257 & 170 had another first due. They should be called the Canarsie Fire Factory down there with all that work they catch.
A Somersaulting Cheese Factory is the slang term for a turn in a game, usually a card game gone/going out of control, or going on for a extended period of time.
Noun
A person who is known for performing ludicrous and extended turns in strategy and luck games.
“Hey dude have you seen Mike? The mans a Somersaulting Cheese Factory!”
Year’s Turban Factory is a strict labor facility that consist of creating, packaging, and sending out scarfs- I mean turbans. The workers are made up of Twitter trolls who’ve spoken ill about Yeats name and have been forcefully taken there to serve an eternity sentence of Twizz Labor.
You better stop trolling or you’ll get taken to Yeat’s Turban Factory in your sleep.