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(Noun)
1. A grandma who gets a little too touchy on her husband's booty.
2. A grandma who collects fanny packs and uses them to wipe her butt.
3. A grandma who is mean and does not accept your butt jokes.
1. Stop being a fanny granny and leave grandpa alone!
2. My fanny granny did not let me have a fanny pack, I guess I see why. They smell of butt.
3. Don't be a fanny granny. My butt joke was actually funny.
When a person of a female variety wipes forward after a number 2, a copious amount of excrement is left in the vaginal area.
My finger is covered in fanny fudge.
getting stupidly excited over little things
omg its snowing im gonna have fanny frills over it
Man makes woman's private parts fizz for excitement
Wow you got me all fizzy fanny
The reasoning behind fucking an ugly man due to severe hornyness
Would never have fucked him but had a severe case of Fanny fog
A term applied to males exhibiting stark changes in behaviour and personality following the introduction of attractive, bow-legged females into their everyday life.
Previous behavioural traits, pre-FH status:
-Emotional unavailability
- Acting cavalier when faced with most females
- Interacting minimally or on a needs only basis
- Frequently sleeping with multiple women simultaneously
- Travelling the world and living a generally high octane lifestyle
New behavioural traits, post-FH status:
- Enjoying the company of one particular female on a consistent basis, coupled by little to no interest in resuming ones formerly cavalier lifestyle
- Spending Friday nights in, deriving pleasure from traditionally middle-aged activities such as wine and/or Marmalade tasting sessions
- Wearing woollen sweaters
- Taking long sleeps, followed by further naps throughout the day
Man 1: Have you seen Rhys lately? Seems like he hasn't been out in a while.
Man 2: Nah man, he's a lost cause. That girl's turned him into a right Fanny Hasbeen.
Man 1: Bummer, was hoping he could sort me guest list to XOYO on Saturday.
The roll of fat which hangs in front of the crotch, usually seen tucked into trousers/pants.
Look at the fanny tyre on her!!