card trick

Similar to doggy-style. When the woman stays on hands and knees, and the man enters from behind also on his knees. The trick is, when the man is close to being finished, he deals the spermies on her back like a deck of cards on the table.

Tyler: "Can I show you a card trick?"
Sam: "YEAH!! Show me how you work your wand!"

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Banana Cards

Slang for a pack of cards that have been shuffled so many times they are shaped like a banana.

(Matty) "oi Richard, grab us those cards over there!"
(Leo) "these banana cards are no good, fo shizzle".

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o card

Giving a girl her first orgasm.

She said that never has happened to her before. Definitely scored an o card last night!

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Guilt Card

when a referee gives a yellow card in 2nd half to the team he inadvertently helped in the first half by disallowing an obvious goal against them - mark lawrenson

German midfielder got a yellow card in 2nd half, after england had a goal disallowed against them in the 1st half, when it did cross the line and would of leveled the score 2-2 - mark lawrenson states "that's a guilt card, he's trying to atone"

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Green Card

Given to other half on high days/holidays/special occasions. No holds barred special sex session. No is not acceptable.

Access ALL areas

"You've got a green card tonight"

"Lets go home"

"Ok"......

CENSORED!!!!!!

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Trump Card

A Final last ditch effort when everything around you is blowing up.

The president really played a trump card inciting those riots to try and get the election overturned.

Your Card

Typically used when performing Magic tricks

Me: "Think of a card"
You: "Ok"
Me: "Was Your Card the Seven of Hearts?"