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A group of individuals that work in the "motor pool" of a military unit. Said individuals usually reek of low intelligence, normally working there because they had inadequate ASVAB scores. It is commonly believed the average mechanic retains an IQ similar to that of an apple.
"Motor Pool" individuals are quite odd in some facets. For instance, they often times will find contest in just about anything. For example, one could be walking and say to the other "look at that cool rock over there" and the other, if motor pool, might likely respond with "i bet i can lift more of those cool looking rocks than you".
"Motor Pool" personnel also suffer from low self esteem, so they cure this by talking smack to every person they meet, as well as trying to prove their own masculinity to themselves, which they are uncertain of.
Also, while unknown to most, "Motor Pool" personnel also fix motor vehicles, generators, or anything that uses a "motor".
"Hey man, where you been all morning?"
"Oh I've been arguing with the motor pool over who can bite their finger the longest"
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Noun: Orgy
Verb: To have an Orgy
Car Pool because car pool means you are giving people rides, you are usually giving multiple persons rides. Giving someone a ride taken as a sexual innuendo means having sex.
car is full = perfect ratio of women to men
Dude 1: Hey man want to go to the club tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man I don't want to waste my time with a bunch of sligs. Besides I'm car pooling tonight.
Dude 1: Oh can I come?
Dude 2: Sorry man the car is full.
Playa: Do you need a ride?
Slig: Yeah is it kool if we car pool? Some of my friends want to come with.
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When you try to motor-boat a girl with small boobs.
"Dude, i tried to motor-boat that blonde, but she has small boobs so i ended up just kiddie pooling her".
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Having penetrative intercourse with a phallus (biological or otherwise) in a swimming pool -- i.e. dick you get in a pool.
Damn, that pool dick felt so big with all of that water up in there!
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When you stick your dick in a pool jet which is temporarily shut off.
I got a massive boner when I had that intense pool dick session
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When you're at a good pool (either in the skatepark or one u found)and while ur tearing it up, all of a sudden like 20 seven-year old kids come out, slide into the bowl without dropping in, and ruin ur perfectly good session with their shitty ass going up, falling off, and crying.
The Vans Skatepark in Orlando pisses me off because it has liek 8 pool parties a damn day
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sex move in which anything in front of a mirror
I gave her the Reflecting pool!
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