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the most extravagant and expensive wedding on the planet. it’s filled with traditions such as the groom must “take” the bride from the house and some shoe gets stolen in the process. it’s a big deal. the wedding must have a minimum of 350 people and if it’s not at Metropol banquet hall, then ur doing it wrong. it’s filled with a bunch of drunk and angry armenians and gorgeous and glammed up ladies. usually lasts until 4am (at least that’s when they bring the eggs with tomatoes)
“Where were you last night u were out until the morning?!”
“i was at an armenian wedding! it was epic”
When a hickey is given to mark someone as taken. More often than not by broke ass ho's.
Thanks Rosa for the Mexican wedding ring now my #1 girl will know I'm taken by another!
Only Calendario would do that with Susie.
"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video
The plural form of the gender neutral and non-binary friendly way of referring to any person in a wedding party.
We are wedding people.
I want all of us to be referred to as wedding people, not bridesmaids nor groomsmen.
See shotgun wedding, married under circumstances, but with a relative.
I don’t see why they’re rushing for an Arkansas Wedding, the baby gonna have the same name either way.
An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.
"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.