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weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.
During Deat Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.
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When more creative work would likely to be produced if companies were to extend the two-day weekend to five, so that employees only report to the office two instead of five days a week.
Since much work seems to get done during the weekend than on any weekdays, isn’t it apt for the workforce to implement a 5-day weekend, with workers reporting to work, say, on Thursday and Friday every week, since most people just love Friday but loathe Monday?
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A span in time preferably a weekend is Where one finds him/herselves So Stoned to fall asleep for odd hours to only awake in a lackidasical daze to only smoke again to sleepstoned that a Time warp of three days can mindfuck them to have completely forgot where the weekend went and how the fuck is it monday? type feeling... Thats A WAKE AND BAKE WEEKEnd!
Also Beleived to be Considered a Stoners "Religious Purification"
Like a christians sunday for worship.
Dude i don't remember anything about last weekend bro, i'm having lapses in time and all my cheesecake, bread, mustard, chips are spread everywhere and i may have cooked my cat...I dont know dude must have been my time for a Wake and bake weekend.
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when a virgin or nonvirgin with little sexual experience takes on two guys at once or separately in one weekend. they gain some serious xp and probably rank up to level 2 slut in the making.
We can help her shake off that rust. lets organize a double xp weekend and get her back on the right path.
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Hungover/dead in various parts of body
Weekend immune system got me dead
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A term used to avoid unpleasant situations while still managing to sound polite and slightly interested.
Jack O'Fonher:"Want to come to the movies with me? I'll even take you to dinner!"
Handa Mia: "Um.... I'm busy. Maybe next weekend"
Pamela Handerson: "You were great. Are you sure you don't want to spend the night?"
Mike Hawk: "Maybe next weekend"
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When a healthy, capable, able to walk person who has no need for a wheelchair, buys, rents, or steals one for their own personal amusement, laziness, or gain. Non-powered models promote pity by unknowing bystanders, and can be used for preferred parking, meeting women, getting VIP access to clubs, etc. Powered models, known as rascals, are usually attributed to very lazy people not wanting to walk under their own power, or people that like to perform motorized stunts.
"Look, Jimmay's pulling the weekend wheelchair warrior again so he could get right into all the clubs and meet chicks. See, they are eating up his Gulf War landmine explosion story. I bet he scores tonight......"
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