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flat tire weed

a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly

I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!

by hallucinog3n September 27, 2009

18πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Im just tired

A phrase used to subvert the true cause.

Used when no good excuse is readily available.

Also used to hide ailments such as Hangovers, Head aches, Distrust, Guilt...ect.

May also be used as a literal statement yet rarely ever is.

"Hey Bob, you look sick."
"No, Im just tired."

by DakotaMaybe June 13, 2013

26πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


spare tire

blunt roach or joint roach

shit man i smoked most my weed all i have left is this spare tire...wanna change it? hellz yea hippy

by hippy412 March 28, 2008

4πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Pump Your Tires

To compliment; to inflate someone's ego

Hey man, I'm not trying to pump your tires, but your performance tonight was amazing. Great job!

I'm not trying to pump my own tires or anything, but my homemade chocolate chip cookies are to die for!

by TirePump February 4, 2010

57πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


spinning tires in the mud

It is when you are on an important business call and trying very hard to accomplish something but you are getting nowhere.

No buddy, It is like β€œspinning tires in the mud”.

We are getting nowhere.

by Donald Trump 72 March 17, 2022


dog ass tired

Really, really tired. Especially after having completely expended yourself. Dead on your feet. So tired you just can't.

After a 16 hour flight and an 8 hour work day, Sandra is so dog ass tired that she fell asleep in the middle of eating dinner.

by celebrityguesteditor June 5, 2019


One tire fire

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.

"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."

by Jonathan May 7, 2004

54πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž