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two pussies in a pod

a relationship or relationshit that happens when a totally pussy of a guy starts dating a pussy of a girl. very common when both people are extremely desperate ,horny, and bored.

Franco - did you hear that Sam and Ally are going out now?
Deliah - thats great they're both pussies!
Queenie - yeah! its like two pussies in a pod!
Franco - thats what i thought! now lets go get some bearded tacos!!!

by bra bra radke February 8, 2009

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Tide pod pussy

When you shove as many tide pods as you can in your pussy who ever fits the most tide pods in there pussy wins

Hey I did the tide pod pussy challenge and fit 9,999999999999999999999999999
Tide pods in my pussy so I win... bitch

by Gucci gang lil bitch November 11, 2018

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tide pod downy

The special needs babies that resulted from the adults who tasted Tide pods in an effort to disprove the safety concerns parents had of their babies ingesting them.

Justin thought it would be really funny to post a video of himself biting into a tide pod, but he wasn't laughing when his baby momma gave birth to a beautiful 9lb 10oz tide pod downy.

by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018

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pods in a pee

To grind up dry opium poppy pods then shove the ground-up pods up one's dick hole. As the sharp pods and blood mix in the pee hole, the receiver gets high.

My dick vein collasped from shooting dope into it, now I have to do pods in a pee to get high.

by TheGoldenDancer February 18, 2010

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two peas in a pod

wudgie & budgie

valentine's dae baes 4 ever like two peas in a pod

by frogprince17 February 14, 2017

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Two Peas In A Pod

when a man puts his balls in a womans vagina; sex position

I performed two peas in a pod with my wife.

by tnerty June 7, 2010

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PoD: Penis of Destiny

Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.

Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;
Billy Mays
Elvis Presley
2PAC
Steve Irwin
Adolf Hitler
Bruce Lee
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon
Pope John Paul II
Julius Caesar
Christopher Colombus

The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.

Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.

PoD: Penis of Destiny

An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:

Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,
He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,
and he died a slow painfull face melting death.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 12, 2011

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