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To masturbate furiously in a mental state of self-loathing.
"My life is so pointless, I have nothing else to do so I'm gonna retreat to my pissy little bedroom and have a HATE WANK."
A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into
Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it
Male, female or mixed sex couples/groups who meet to masturbate socially.
A non-marital partner who lets you watch them 'play'.
Jeff and Steve were regular wank-mates in 6-8th grade.
Debbie and Sally enjoyed frigging together before going clubbing.
Fiona and I enjoyed a regular wanks in her parents garden-lodge, last summer. She's a good wank-mate always ready to get her knickers down and rub.
When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it
"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"
"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"
First developed by Dale Hunt, an Aussie Wank is when a man masterbates to Kangaroo Porn. While drinking as many Fosters as possible before ejaculation.
Fuck me that was a long aussie wank, got through 24 fosters.
When you are so turned on by the smell of something, you have to masterbate
My Sisters friend stayed over in my bed Tuesday night while I was away. I Stayed in the bed Wednesday & had a sniff wank over the scent on the pillow
The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.
My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.