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When the size of your pecker is disproportionate to the size of your wallet.
If you have a small Weenie to Wallet ratio, chances are that you drive an expensive or highly modified vehicle to "make up" for your shortcomings.
Conversely, if you have a high Weenie to Wallet Ratio, you might drive something nice, but not feel the need to higly modify it or draw excess attention.
Look at that little nerd in the new Beemer. He's got a smalll Weenie to Wallet Ratio.
Check out that short litter fucker in the lifted truck. He must have a really small Weenie to Wallet Ratio.
I would turbo charge my Polaris RAZR 'S', but my Weenie to Wallet Ratio is too high.
The nicknames given to idiots who jump around the locker room until their boxers fall down and their small dick is there for everyone to see. (helps if ur last name is sweeny)
See our schools football quarterback.
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A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.
1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.
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The most amazing place to visit in the land of Spongebob Motha Fucking Squarepants
"Hey Patrick, do you wanna go to Weenie Hut Junior?"
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A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, sketching.
Wow, that bitch can multitask like nobody's business. She is a regular "Jean Weenie Jerker."
The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...
-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.
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When the Navy just decides to fuck with you to the point of making you want to get out but you know you just bought a new Doge Charger so you have to stay in and just put up with it
PO3 Smith :Hey did you see Johns today?
SN Luis : No man I hear he got yelled at for something he didn’t do on leave
PO3 Smith : Damn he’s really getting the Big Blue Weenie huh?
SN Luis : oh yeah man totally
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