Where the fuck i am

A poorly translated Russian phrase on a CSGO horror map

Goddamn that Shroud 'where the fuck i am clip' is comedy gold!

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where do we stand?

The most dreaded words in the English language. May be used by:

1) bosses to survey how productive an employee is being on a task. Chances are, said employee hasn't been working so much as he has been writing UrbanDictionary definitions.

2) girls (and gay men) who want to survey the status of a relationship. Chances are, the guy (or somewhat dignified girl) has to sugarcoat the fact that he or she is using said girl or gay guy for his or her body, and nothing more.

Boss: Sooo where do we stand? Did you implement that absurdly disinteresting software feature?
Employee: *closes multiple browser tabs* Uh... *takes out gun and shoots self in temple*

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get in where i fit in

a phrase meaning literally -- Im just trying to do MY thang - usually seeking empathy from another person or person(s) or attempting to justify one's actions or words. see also: I'm just trying to handle my biz, minding my biz.

Girl: I saw you at church the other day acting a fool.
Dude: Just tryna get in where I fit in.

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WHERE IS MY SUPER SUCC

WHERE THE FUCC IS IT!?!?!?

HONEY WHERE IS MY SUPER SUCC?!
uuh...i put it away...
WHERE?!
thats not important rn...
THIS IS SERIOUS, THE WORLDS IN DANGER!
my night is in danger!
U STUPID MUTHER FUCCER

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Where Does The Good Grow

A live “show” that Tegan and Sara created to entertain their fans during the Coronavirus Pandemic, which became popular almost immediately. The show includes their famous banter, Sara’s gardening, Tegan’s great interviewing skills, Sara’s cats: Holiday and Mickey, funny comments from their mom, Sonia, their art director, Emy, and Sara’s partner, Stacy, and best of all: a tipsy Tegan and Sara. There’s something for everybody. A shirt was relased in support of Where Does The Good Grow. Every Thursday, they go live on Instagram at 3pm PST, to host Where Does The Good Grow.

“Hey, are you going to watch today’s episode of Where Does The Good Grow?”

“Of course! I wouldn’t miss it!”

Car where's my dude

When u got high and drunk last night, and lose your memory. When u wake up u have a hangover, but ur still high, and attempt to figure out what happened last night while still zonked out of your mind.

Bro what happened last night... Like car where's my dude

where did the party go

a bomb ass song by Fall Out Boy which appears on their album "Save Rock And Roll"

person 1: my friend's favorite FOB album is Save Rock And Roll
person 2: isn't that the one album with Where Did The Party Go on it?