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When somebody tries to control every aspect of your life and watches everything you do, basically takes over your life like Hitler tried to do to the world.
Your girlfriend tells you what to eat for breakfast? Bro, she's got Hitler syndrome, I'd be careful
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When a woman is giving a man oral sex, and as the man is about to orgasm, he straightens his arm and gives the Nazi Salute while using his other hand to make a moustache under his nose.
Mendy got Hitler Head from a jew last night. It was hilarious
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a guy that tried his hand at painting was rejected and then declared war on the world brought down pretty much all of europe under his rule until he got too greedy and tried to fight a war on two fronts killed millions of jews just for the lulz and couldnt face the consequences of being a dick so he shot himself supposedly because there are many claims of him being in chile or argentina!
me:hey how was your vacation in chile?
friend:awesome its such a beautiful country with great mountains,food,women and i met adolf hitler!
me:sounds great....wait what?
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When a man with a Hitler Mustache gets a wedgie that is raised to his mustache and causes a chemical explosion and sends a flare in the sky.
Wow, my lesbian grannies Gave me a Hitler Wedgie because I am a Shart.
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The elapsed time of a conversation before the subject turns to Adolf Hitler, in much the same way a high-performance car is evaluated at a racetrack.
When I was at a keg party in Santee, this scrawny dude with tatts and a bald head went from zero-to-Hitler in four seconds.
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Another term for a soul patch, a small square patch of hair grown under a mans bottom lip.
That guy is sporting a southern hitler!
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Sex act when a man shaves his pubs into a hilter mustache type line to his naval, then does a handstand. This is followed by a woman yelling HEIL HILTER DICK and giving a blowjob until the man releases his prisoners of war
I looked everywhere, but i had to go to a KKK meeting to find a bitch that was down for a hitler handstand.
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