sk8 like Dom

If someone can "sk8 like Dom" they obviously get the chicks.

Dude!! That bro over there can totally wreck those rails! he must sk8 like Dom!

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e-dom

Freedom on the internet.

I'm going to exercise my e-dom by blogging about how much I hate Sarah Palin!

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Pleasure dom

One who is really the sub in a relationship but wants to think they are the dom.

Kelly loves getting off and her bf needs to feel he is the dom but he only does what she likes and wants. What a p dom.

(True dominates controls the submissive its the vary definition)

Kelly loves getting off and her bf needs to feel he is the dom but he only does what she likes and wants. What a p dom. (Pleasure dom )

(True dominates controls the submissive its the vary definition)

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Dumb Nigga Named Dom

A bitch nigga friend of yours that will start a text conversation then continue to be on his phone for another 12 fucking hours, yet will not notice that you texted him back until you tell his bitch ass in person.

Yo I literally can't fucking handle this Dumb Nigga Named Dom, he literally hit me up at 11am yesterday and never fucking saw my message back until, fucking 2pm today... I hate this dumb fuck nigga.

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Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

A shake for your muscles.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.

Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?

Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.

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Let it be written, let it be Dom

To assume absolute power.
The final word.
To be performed absolutely.

Peter: "How do you think you are going to enforce this?"
Dom: "Let it be written, let it be Dom."

Peter: "You can't do this!"
Someone else: "Let it be written, let it be Dom!"

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Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow

1. a children's television programme on the BBC.

2. safe anal sex. Origin: contraception by means of using a dom. Thus creating a barrier between dick and bunghole (similar to 'bungalow') for sexual gratification and to prevent STDs.

husband: "oi, rib! fancy a shag?"

wife: "not at the moment love - It's that time of the month again."

husband: "no problem. Turn off the tele. It's time for dick & dom in da bungalow!"

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