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A small town in central Minnesota. Pequot is most known for the world famous womens basketball player Emily Lueck. She is thought to be the best womans basketball player ever. Pequot is also known for its shitty high school where all the girls are ugly stuck-up bitches and the guys are douche bags.
person 1- where are you from?
person 2- Pequot Lakes, MN
person 1- oh, that sounds familiar.
person 2- yeah, it's Emily Lueck's home town.
person 1- oh yeah! She's the best!
person 2- yep all 2174 points of her.
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One of the biggest shithole cities in southern florida. either nothing but crackheads, trailer trash, ex-convicts or drug dealers. The scum of the earth, might as well be called Lake WorthLESS instead.
I have to go to lake worth and get my car fixed in the middle of the ghetto by a guy named Rusty who just got out of jail.
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The "crunkest" city east of the mississippi. Home to the world famous Dole mansion, summer home of Bobby Banana. Originally the leader of ice exports to near-by Chicago, the quiet birthplace of some Styx members, has now swelled to a population of about 50 thousand. The govenment flawed, the school system is surprisingly above average, churning out State Pom titles like so many ice blocks of yesteryear. Having every chain store known to Illinois, the city has become quite the commercial hub for the Northwestern Chicagoland area. And in the process quietly annexing surrounding wealthy townships with all the ferocity of a hungry hungry hippo. The discoverer, Ziba Beardsley, was quoted as saying, "My parents have given me quite a terrible moniker," and "This lake is as clear as crystal"
Chip: "I heard Crystal Lake Pickling and Canning Company once owned a dilly of a pickle factory in the downtown district of our fair city"
Danny: "Yeah, they closed it down because your mom is such a bitch"
Chip: "good call by the chamber of commerce, they really are true Captains of Industry"
Danny: "Now only if they would do something about that hippie/mexican problem"
Chip: "Story of my life."
Danny: "lets go get stuck in traffic"
Chip: "thats easy to do, lets take any street at any time of the day"
Danny: "cute shoes, I love Crystal Lake"
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Small New Jersey town in the Pascack Valley part of Bergen County. There's a strip mall (that used to be a farm) with an Anthropologie, JCrew, Banana Republic, Panera Bread, Victoria's Secret, The Gap and not much else. North American or World Headquarters of all of the following: Mercedes, BMW, Ingersoll Rand, Barr Lab (thank them for birth control), KPMG, A&P and a few other big corporations. Close to Paramus: land of many shopping malls. Also, not far from New York City, where we gain our culture. We don't have our own high school, we got to Pascack Hills in Montvale, with kids from Montvale, which is part of the Pascack Valley Regional High School District, the first public school in NJ to get laptops for each student. We have no downtown, so we hang out in Westwood or Ridgewood. Mostly Westwood. We are obsessed with frozen yogurt. Semi-jappy and filled with Mcmansions. Land of many doctors and lawyers. 7th grade is all about the bar/bat mitzvahs. Oh and we have no cute boys. Absolutely no cute boys. However, not a horrible place to spend a childhood. Boring as hell, but safe.
All the middle school girls from Woodcliff Lake think they're cool because they cover themselves in Tiffany's jewlery and designer handbags. Hahaha.
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The Most boring town in the Fricken UNIVERSE!!!! WE ONT EVEN HVE AN OUTBACK!!!! I mean come on!!! OH! But we have a STARBUCKS, when we got that my heart leaped a lil! And whats up with all the rednecks!!!
SO where u from? (PERSON #1)
Lake City, Fl! The best darn tootenist town ever!. (PERSON #2)
SHUT UP!! Nobody Like you!! Lake City sucks!!! (ANGERED WIFE OF #2)
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Lake Forest is a place that looks nice. The people are full of themselves and a version of "hood rich" exists here that has never been seen before and that there is no word for because it was probably bought, destroyed, and never released. You will hear the stupidest, most socially inept things come from peoples mouths here, with no excuse for it because these are supposedly smart educated people that think they know about the world but can't figure out simple things around them. And for all the money they have they are never satisfied or happy. They hide their dirt, give each other control, awards, connections, status, information, and expect "people" to be impressed and they are... because they don't know any better and neither do they.
Example 1
College Kid:Mommy, I hate College there are so many "people" here, I don't like what I'm studying, and this place smells.
The Mom:Don't worry my little prince/princess you can come work for your families company and we'll pay you alot and give you a good title.
College Kid:Oh thank God, I almost thought I might have to work, gather experience, and actually make something of myself.
The Mom:You don't have to do anything sweetie, we are from Lake Forest.
Example 2
College Kid:I'm dropping out because school is bullshit and I'm not doing what I want.
College Kid 2:Don't you have to get a job now and pay for the rest of College?
College Kid:Oh no, it's cool, I have a job already working for my family and my parent's already paid it.
College Kid 2:Wow! THAT'S SO COOL!
College Kid:Yeah, it kinda sucks though cuz that means I'll be living back in Lake Forest.
Example 3
Business Man:I had to lay off half the back staff today. It sucked and it made me sad...I think, I can't tell because of the medication.
Friend of Business Man:Why?
Business Man:Well, I wasn't losing money but I wasn't making enough of it and my kid dropped out of college so I needs an expensive car for them to crash and a million dollar condo in The City.It ain't easy pimpin' in Lake Forest. Are you impressed?
Friend OF Business Man:Thoroughly.
Business Man:Excellent, I'm happy now until I run out of medication, lose my alcohol buzz, and go back to work or home to my CHUD of a kid and wife.
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a town filled with crazywhores. rich bitches. town of jews who go home, play guitar hero, curse off their parents, go to sleep. Also are the dumbest shits to ever live
"look shes from woodcliff lake."
"yea she must be a ho fosho"
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