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Grabbing your nutsack and spreading it over someone's face.
Look at Kathy, she's using Mark as her scrotum mask.
A sexual act where a man standing over his partner's head, facing towards his partner's feet, rests his testicles on the eyes of his partner and his penis on his partner's nose, thus making the "Mask of Hugo"
Last night, she wore the mask of Hugo.
Point of View: It's the summer of 2011, you have recently found the girl of your life, you really want to have kids, but the wedding plans aren't ready yet, so you decide to be a sl*t and impregnate your girlfriend pre-marriage, 7 months later the baby is born two months too early, you still love the child and your wife, (yes you are officially married now)
fast forward 7 months and your wife starts showing your beloved son a show called PJ masks, the child starts annoyingly saying phrases from the show 24/7, you grow very annoyed and vow to murder the child, your wife finds out about the plans and divorces you and takes the child, you then vow to build a time-machine to travel back and time and prevent the baby from ruining your life, you finally travel back and time but once you finally find yourself about to impregnate the "love" of your life, you decide to kill him forgetting that the past effects the future, everything starts fading to black and your body disappears in the same style of the early 2000s Disney movie "Meet the Robinsons (Trademarked)", you look around and say "Shit." as everything is finally dark and you wake up in hell to be tortured by PJ Masks even more.
PJ masks is not the TV show of all time.
when someone on a dating app uses pictures only with their hotter friends to hide their identity as the uglier friend in the group. they have no individual pictures on their profile.
"Bro this guy only has photos of him with his more attractive friends on his profile. I can just tell he's the short king with a bad haircut."
"It's because he's friend-masking!"
Protesters committing criminal acts while wearing a surgical mask, claiming it was for health reasons, when it was actually to conceal their faces so they could not be identified.
As the mask-a-raiders were looting the store and starting fires, they claimed their masks were to prevent the spread of COVID-19, when the truth was that they were actually worn to conceal their identity from the security cameras.
The number of people worldwide who have died not of the coronavirus but accidentally or frighteningly because of the face mask, be it in the incorrect way they handle or wear the mask, which leads to breathing difficulty; or old or weak-hearted folks who were shocked by a masked family member, who wanted to pull a scary prank on them.
During this pandemic crisis, which is likely to be higher: death by math or death by mask?
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When a person wears a face mask when they are alone in their car or home to prevent self infection of COVID-19.
Stephan: What's up with all these boomers wearing face masks when they are driving around by themselves?
Angelique: Apparently mask-erbation is legal in public!
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