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You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems
*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded
When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.
I am a spoon! (Internal crying)
If you are looking this up as a genuine question, yes. You are very much gay. Infact, you're the gayest of the gay.
Most young gay people look this up, even if they know they probably are.
Kid: Searchs "am I gay?" into google
google: you are the gayest of the gay for looking that up
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A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.
"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."
yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?
am i dead?
you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me
Its actually due to poor translation that his name is ERROR, his real name is actually Errol which makes a little more sense but the piss-poor translations of the NES days turned that last L into an R, thus the enigmatic ERROR...
What the fuck does I AM ERROR mean?
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BRO NO UR NOT YA ARE DA ✨Most Beautiful✨ Boy/Girl IN THE WORLD! >:)
You: Hey.. Am I Ugly...?
Me: OH HECC NAH U ARE U ARE BEAUTIFUL U-U
You: Thanks but I still think I'm ugly because people call me that...
Me: ...Show me who they are so I can CUT EM' OFF...!
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