Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.

Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!

cum blade

when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade

tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade

blade razor

member of group x

now that hashmeer left, blade is the lead singer and plays guitar

hashmeer, rex, and little blade razor

Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

Blades of Mercy

One of the many weapons available to use in the 2015 videogame Bloodborne, the Blades of Mercy are a short sword. When tricking the weapon (for all weapons in Bloodborne hitting the L1 trigger will "trick" them allowing use of a secondary form) it splits into two smaller short swords. When split you do not have access to your left hand weapon however, you do get a expanded move set that allows you to quickly engage and disengage with opponents. It is primarily wielded by Eileen the Crow a hunter of hunters. To purchase the Blades of Mercy you need the Crow Hunter Badge. There are many ways to get the badge. You can kill Eileen at any stage of her quest or complete her quest and kill The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst. Regardless it is a great skill scaling weapon with a quick moveset.

New Bloodborne Player: I'm so excited to beat The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst and get the Blades of Mercy.

Experienced Bloodborne Player: *PTSD intensifies*

My Blade Thirsts

Warcraft III Demon Hunter quote

My Blade Thirsts, Anu'dor anu'dor

Frozen Blade

The greatest ship there ever was.

Person A: "I love Frozen Blade"
Person B: "Wow you too?"