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A large collective of alpha-type male predators, typically gathered together in a noisy group so as to frighten away resource competition, as they aggressively pursue craft beers, televised football games, drunken females, and homoerotic hazing rituals.
The DJ played Backstreet Boys, inadvertently causing a riotous dance-off between the Cache of Bros.
A blowjob among a fellow a bro. It can only be initiated if your fellow bro, looks down as he is receiving the bro job, to assert this is just bros, helping a bro out, as you climax your bro must also swallow and say 2 magic words: "NO HOMO".
"DUde you looking pretty swole"
"Uh why you looking"
"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."
"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"
"Fuck yea dawg."
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(pronunciation: brล pรค) n. A fuckin' totally douchebag move. Like, maybe you hit on your bro's girl, or smoke all his greens. (cp. Party foul; ORIGIN late 17th cent., French "faux pas" literally "false step"; and abbreviation "Bro." of English "brother" from Old English brลรพor, from Proto-Germanic brลรพฤr, from Proto-Indo-European *bสฐrรฉhโtฤr.)
Aw! Dude! Bro pas! You totally spilled Nat all on my fuckin' Entourage DVDs!
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An NFT bro is a scammer who thinks he is smart, quirky, and funny for making a billion dollars off some shitty furry art from a character customizer or stolen art.
Non fuckable token brothers tend to inspire each other to buy and be obnoxious.
The only way to defeat him is by screenshotting his nft or saving it.
You're an NFT bro, opinion discarded.
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The act of providing free services to friends. Originated from the legal term "pro bono" meaning "for the public good" or "free".
Friend #1: "Hey man, I need a logo designed for my new company but I dont have a lot of money"
Friend #2: "no problem man, your my best friend, I'll do it Bro Bono"
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A masculine hug occuring between two men, usually occuring during moments of intense joy or initial meeting. They are marked by their overtly heterosexual nature.
First popularized by the "Professor Brothers" cartoons.
Mike (uncomfortably): "Ian, why are you holding me."
Ian: "Bro Grab, man."
Mike (suddenly comfortable and unmolestedly): "Ah. Cool."
"I pulled up to the curb with manly, Kate Moss confidence. And there's the dean and his wife, bulging with impatient fluids. I moved in for a bro grab and got totally whiffed" - Professor (ep. 'Late Date')
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It has been speculated that women do not endup in the friend zone as frequently as men. But where they may endup is in the Bro Zone.
Though some consider it a male version of the friend zone; it is widely accepted that the Bro Zone is worse for the poor women stuck in it.
In essence it is when a woman is crowned "one of the guys." She's considered to be part of the dude pack without the sexual tension. Men behave without restraint around the individual; not worrying about what the woman might think or wether they impress her or not. She is accepted and embraced into the pack as an equal. In short, "she's a dude."
Women may endup in the Bro Zone by any of the following: easy going, friendly, social, accepting but also obsession with sports, curses like a sailor, not too attractive, macho like characteristics, butch
Women with mostly male friends are more susceptible to have several Bro Zone's. Also, most women in the Bro Zone do have a love interest they fail to impress because of the Zone. They endup listening to their love interests' girlfriend problems and, at times, his sexual encounters. All culminating with him saying "you're such an awesome friend."
Lyndsey (Girl in Bro Zone)
Guy #1 - "Dude, you shoulda' seen what happened with my girl the other day!"
Guy #2 - "Shhh, you sure you want to say that around Lyndsey?!"
Guy #1 - "Yea man, it's cool, she's like one of the guys!"
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