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All noisy and shit, but it is hella slow. No cap. And he knows it.
Jorge: Have you ride in Carlos’ Mustang?
Nelson: Yee and its just noise.
Carlos is a girl that you just can’t wrap your head around. She will always be a thot but no one can understand that as much at her hairless cat that attacks everyone he meets. For some reason the cat likes Carlos maybe because secretly Carlos is the devil. Carlos loves to eat trash out of her boyfriends trash cans and that’s how all of her boyfriends break up with her. Her last boyfriend (a literal stick) threw up in her trash and she ate it. If you are looking for a girl like that go to the dump and bring her some fruit roll up wrappers because those are her favorite. She only has 2 friends and only keeps them because she blackmails them because they are both wanted criminals.
“I think I have a raccoon in my trash”
“No it’s Carlos Bandage, I saw she was in the neighborhood.”
A very handsome Filipino who got swagger over a "hunned-tillion".
Damn I want to have a Carlo Fajardos babies
Hop on Carlos means to have hot anal butter with 3 men named Jet,Traevyn,And jacob
Hey monkey want to hop on carlos for a bit
I thought you'd never ask 😍
Impedes a person from writing small. Also includes clapping at everything. A few symptoms include laughing at their own jokes, turning extremely red when called attention to, toes pointing inwards when sitting, and being extremely dramatic. Aside from the symptoms someone with Carlos Syndrome can be "hype man" and always knows how to make you laugh. Be warned this syndrome is contagious.
OMG they Definitely have the Carlos Syndrome!
I caught the Carlos Syndrome.
Founder and creator of Fiji water. He was running one of the most succesfull water shipment businesses in all of the north east, leading him to be one of the richest men in colonial America. He planned to destroy all of Shimshaw Creamtime's milk farms and viciously slaughter Charles (Creamtime's biggest cow), sending the milk industry down the drain. Using his money, Fiji hired an army of water mercenaries and started a war against Creamtime and the milk industry. Creamtime had George Washington on his side wich lead to Fiji loosing the war. At the end the milkman army burned Fiji's house down, tarred and feathered him and killed his family.
Carlos Fiji was the creator of Fiji water and a leader of an evil and large corporation.
when you freeze your feces and use it as a dildo
I have frozen Carlos in the freezer, do you want to have sex?
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I totally gave him/her the frozen Carlos last night!