perky coconuts island

Well Perky coconuts island is a place where the kool BUSHMURRYS live eg. Kelsi Courtz and katherine, on connecting islands that surround the most Mugliest place of all dun dun dun Native Land ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Neway hu cares bout Native land (covered in fig trees eww) ill carry on wid the bshmry island eg. Perky coconuts island. it has the meana lil huts and mai mai to live in (wen the japs invade) great surf coz the bshmrys r pro surfers and kool dams to eel in coz they r soo cool (oh and good at eeling) there mode of trnsport r ford fairlanes and the drag in ford lasers.

Native: how u doing, where u cum from
bshmry: perky coconuts island! U?
Native: native land
bshmry: ewww get away frm me mugly
Native: wanna have mi baby
bshmry: ewww go ask a fellow native

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limbo under the coconut tree

Excuse me madame would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree?
A fresh prince of bel air pick up line get educated.

If she doesn’t like this line then she’s 100% ugly idiotic probably a disloyal cheater

You: “excuse me madam, would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree”
Girl: “excuse me, like ugh what the fuuuuuuuck”
In this case violence should be legal in

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The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise

The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise

Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.

Coconut all over my tickle balls

1. A term used in Call Of Duty to tell your boosting buddy that you are at the designated location.

2. Can also be used as a term used that makes the conversation perverted, even if it isn't

1. Chris: Tickle balls!

John: Coconut!

Chris and John: Coconut all over my tickle balls(start to

laugh hysterically.)

2. John: Hi Chris!

Chris: Coconut all over my tickle balls.

John: No that is disgusting.

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Coconut Creampie

When you ejaculate in someone then continue to spinkle your dandruff on them.

You want to try a coconut creampie tonight?

coconut creampie

when you let someone "eject" inside of your "box", but they have really hairy balls

dude i just got coconut creampied by brad

woah dude you need a plan B, his balls are so hairy

coconut-pilled

When an older man pulls out during sex and dribbles cum.

Khaira: “Ewww gross Brandon dripped all over me again”

Luna: “Hun your beaver is super cuter like this”

coconut-pilled