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A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.
1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.
Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"
Dried cow poop
A person who smells like shit
What up cow nugget?
Hey let's start a fire with those cow nuggets
Slang for big breasted females.
"Damn, That Girl Is a titty cow!"
An unsophisticated person from a cattle-raising town that has a reading level of a kindergartener.
I hate how we have to put pictures on our menus for these cow towners.
when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.
can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.