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Tom Cruise Doesn't Exist so you can't use him in a sentence.
the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson
friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*
when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.
why won't the intern sit still?
he's just doing a tom cruise.
To go to or to meet up with someone
I'm going to the beach cruise phat
To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole
Can we cruise ship it tonight?
SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE TALLER THAN HE IS
TOM CRUISE IS A SHORT ARSE WITHOUT HIS BOX
Bert "im sure willy wasn`t that tall last week"
Betty "he must be standing on a cruise box"
Any enjoyable or satisfying experience.
Working for XYZ Company was no Pleasure Cruise.