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When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.
My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.
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An older woman who is not attactive but thinks that she is.
I can not believe that fred thinks crusty box is fresh!
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the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse
here, use this as a mister crusty.
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The baby-booming time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas calcify over and the crust thickens.
Shhhh the Crusty Bitches, your 10 o’clock and they have their hearing aids on high.
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Basicaly me.
Kaylen: Yo Crusty Hair
Me: Shutup
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This is the process by which a male ejaculates into the anus of an individual of nondescript gender persuasion who has been suffering from chronic herpes. Said male then proceeds to lick the aforementioned creamy man juice from the crusted orifice.
Skank: would you mind examining my rectum with your tongue, good sir?
Good Sir: Not all m'dear. I do so love a crusty milkshake with my biscuits.
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