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when a person asks an obvious question or a question that is so retarded that you just can't even be bothered to answer it.
"Dad, is football really coming home?"
"Crystal Ball?"
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When there’s leftover cum on you that has began to dry out
“Hey babe what’s on your face”
“Oh thats just your juice crystals from last night”
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An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.
Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.
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Crystal Leigh is an actual QUEEN!A sweet,animal-loving ,beautiful(on the inside and the outside) human that doesn’t deserve the hate she’s getting from all the jealous ass people!She is also one of the most beautiful people you’ll ever lay your eyes on,she is sexy af,has eyes that you can get lost in and legs for DAAYS!She has a heart of gold,a beautiful soul,always spreads positivity and kindness!Crystal is a very strong woman and is truly an inspiration!<3333
Crystal Leigh is a literal sunshine and deserves all the happiness in the world!^_^
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stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury
get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit
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To crystal palace means to relax and go with the flow. Dont worry about it and it will happen on its own.
Steve: "Dude how long should I put the bread in the toster?"
Mark: "you gotta let it crystal palace."
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Bitch fucker who asks for nudes constantly
Nickname kik
Kik, or crystal rollins :stop I have three cops
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