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1: A low carb eat whatever else you want to eat diet. Many people just eat less carbs on the diet forgetting the importance of getting off of their fat asses.
2: Another ideological table scrap for the intellectually starved.
Fuck this Atkins diet shit doesn't do anything, balanced diet and 1\2 hour of exercise a day! Idiots.
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Sex with a woman who is trying to reduce her weight, size, or fatness and which is performed for the purpose of replacing her hunger with sexual ecstasy, or to create an inextricable psychological association between the two.
When she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have diet sex with her boyfriend until she orgasmed and her hunger subsided. She would only let her boyfriend have sex with her when she had exceeded her weight-loss goals. She had developed such a strong psychological association between dieting and sex that she would have an orgasm when she was hungry, or when her weight or measurements decreased.
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This diet consists of drinking alcohol all day and swallowing large amounts of protien.
I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.
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A diet that greatly restricts carbohydrates, including pasta, and is illegal throughout Italy. Some residents of Firenze, Roma e Venezia (Florence, Rome and Venice) believe that promoting the Atkins diet anywhere in Italy should carry a mandatory prison sentence of ten years. And in parts of Sicily and Calabria, distributing pro-Atkins Diet propaganda can result in getting whacked.
American tourist entering a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “I’m on the Atkins diet. What do you have for me?”
Roman waiter: “Mamma mia! Che vergogna! La dieta di Atkins non e legale in Italia, signore.” (“Mamma mia! What a disgrace! The Atkins diet is illegal in Italy, sir.”)
American tourist leaving a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “From now on, I’m only eating at McDonald’s.”
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Feeling as if you've eaten a big meal after watching cooking programs.
I was so hungry earlier, but I've watched Jamie Oliver cook that BBQ and easy-as DIY pumpkin pie for the past 5 hours, now i'm exhausted and full. That cyber diet is a killer.
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A dark watery substance that tastes like poo, also inferior to diet coke.
Give me some diet coke rather than diet pepsi.
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A trendy diet by which an individual consumes nothing but one Snickers bar per day, then works a 15 hour retail shift. At the end of said shift the individual then goes home and crashes and repeats again until the desired amount of weight is lost. Said individual will lose mass amounts of weight prompting co-workers to ask if they are sick.
Billy Bob: Hey man you look sick; are you ok?
Zoran: Naw man I'm on this Snickers diet and I lost all this weight so it's cool brother!
Billy Bob: You look like Skeletor
Zoran: Alright man, coolio!!
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