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Dodging the train

Dodging the train is a sex act in where one person inserts a can of beer into ones butthole and someone else opens it and tries to drink all of it before the person pushes it out

Last night my wife and I tried dodging the train, she didn’t do very well at it.

by Thekinkmaster September 22, 2021


dodge dance

whilst walking down the street trying to avoid people the person you are trying to avoid who is walking towards you moves the same way as you. thus leaving you face to face, then moves exactly the same way again. both seemingly reading each others minds.

oh my god i dodge danced all the way to paddington from my house.

by ed aves August 28, 2008


*Dodges*

The most hated action in roleplay.

Person 1: *Snaps your fucking neck*
Person 2: *Dodges*
Person 1: "FUCK YOU"

by PikaboyMOD July 12, 2023


Yellow Dodge

The act of leaving a toilet bowl full of piss that smells like a rabbit got fist fucked by a car battery.

Matt went to the bathroom and left a yellow dodge. Fucking stank ass bathroom man.

by Rancid Panda August 31, 2019


Dick Dodging

A female who constantly stands a guy up not wanting to have sex

How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.

by big eye bandit January 5, 2019


Dodge Delete

To remove the only quality part of a Dodge, a Cummins engine, and transplant it into a worthy chassis. Usually a 2003-2009 or a 1992 or older Ford.

"Dude, you've sunk enough into your 6 point blow. It's time for a Dodge delete."

Or,

"Wow, a 5.9 Cummins! To bad. You didn't get it with the Dodge delete."

by Mickey Behr August 28, 2022


Didge dodge

Trying to be sneaky to avoid something. A mental version of the physsical "dodge"

Joel Osteen hid money in his walls. he was trying to didge dodge paying SSN and Medicaid taxes

by BKLDK December 11, 2021