rope climbers elbow

When you are an active person and perform either of one of these activities, rock climbing, parkour, crossfit, military bootcamp or wall climbing, you are at risk of getting rope climbers elbow. Amongst one the worst pains know to man kind, rope climbers elbow can leave your forearms and hands useless, which may as well be substituted with stumps. Its a fuckup with your tendons and can feel like tennis elbow, but is actually an imbalance between the muscles in your forearm and bicep

"Hey Jim I saw on facebook you went rock climbing yesterday"
"Yeah I got rope climbers elbow from it and now I cant wipe my arse"

"What did you do at crossfit this week Judy?"
"I got my first rope climb this week"
"Oh wonderful, I hope you didn't get rope climbers elbow"
"I did and now I cant even change gears in my car"

Dorset Elbow Suprise

A knee to the groin combined with an elbow to the chest of an enemy. The suprise refers to the victim's shock of recieving a sudden knee to the crotch when expecting a simple elbow attack. Preferably after the victim has received the Yeovil Poke.

"Hey! Do you want a Dorset Elbow Suprise to go with that Yeovil Poke?!"

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Flying Elbow Kick

Deontay Wilder's planned finishing move to be used against Tyson Fury.

I might get on the top of the buckle of the rope and come down with a flying elbow kick.

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blind skater's elbow

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.

I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.

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Ass n elbows

A funny phrase to describe running really really fast because all you really see is ass and elbows .

Used primarily in situations where time is of the essence or you need to get the hell out of there .

While John was banging Jen he heard her husband come in the front door . John was out the window and ass n elbows naked to his car .

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knock with your elbows

Bring something, typically a case of beer, to a party. It could mean food or a drink, meant to be used at the party.

You can bring whomever you want, just knock with your elbows.

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elbows too pointy

The most important feature on a woman. If a woman has pointy elbows it throws off her entire look. It can make or brake her. It will turn off even the worst internet virgins.

John: Hey brah check out this hot girl right here!
Adam: Man, have you seen her elbows? Would not hit it!
John: Damn you're right brah, elbows too pointy.

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