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When you're having sex with a female and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound
Damn Sean, Kelly and I was church belling all night long
Loyal hoes that come from church
They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church
Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is
- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!
Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN
“Man I could go for some church juice in a styrofoam cup rn”
a creative way to call someone an idiot.
"Don't be such a church wafer dude."
A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.
Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...
Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.
Person 1:Oh shit.
the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
Single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. They are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.
Bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. By the end of the day, he couldn't walk and was soar for weeks.