Church Hoe

Loyal hoes that come from church

They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church

Church Jeans

The least worn out jeans in one's wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on Sundays. These jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered "fancy man pants."

"Honey, have you seen my church jeans? I can put my whole hand into the holes in my other pairs."

thando church

A person that always has a convincing reason for not going even if they leave next door or 5minutes away from church

Also known as:the holiest mgedeni

Me:does Thando church
Her:uhm sometimes

Fisher Church

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.

-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH

fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.

Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.

Purple church

Slang term for a strip club, most notably located in Oceanside California

"Hey bro we are going to purple church, you in?"
"Nah I'm too broke for blue balls this week"

gabe church

A guy that is somewhat popular and is the most horny guy in the school. He seeks for one night stands with multiple girl.

That Gabe church kid is the most horny guy I've seen!