a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.
"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
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An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.
We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .
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The defintition of the word litterally means "I Don't Believe it!" or "Holy Crap!" It's simply an exclaimation used to suggest shock. The Phrase comes from the Movie "Live From Baghdad." Thats the only place I've ever heard it used.
This phrase can be taken literally and is often hilarious if people look at you strangely for saying it.
Guy 1: Dude! the internet is up again!
Guy 2: Well Fuck me with a Hot Poker!
Guy 1: Heh... no.
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ONE WHO WISHES TO HAVE SEX MALE GENITALS SHOVED UP THEIR ANAL CANAL, AND REFERS TO THE MAN AS "DADDY"
*SEX*
WOMAN: FUCK ME HARDER DADDY
MAN: *FUCKS HARDER*
WOMAN: *AGGRESIVE MOANING*
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A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!
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When being fucked sideways just isn't enough
Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!
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