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A compliment that is actually more of an insult, made by a generally well meaning person, referring to the stereotype of Northen Germans being aloof and unintentionally rude.
Examples of a German compliment could be defined as:
"You smell a lot nicer than usual"
"You looked better with the other haircut. "
"I've seen uglier girls than you."
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Having a penis that may only be five to six inches in length but is thick as a beer can.
I couldn't get my hand around it. He's got the the german curse.
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When you take a shit of a lifetime and someone goes in to take a shower after you have done the deed.
Carlos: Just german showered this girl that I fucked last night.
Kevin: Not cool dude, not cool.
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Where an omelet is taken to a circle of men who ejaculate on it. The last person to cum on the omelet has to eat it.
Circle Jerk Omelet, Cum Cake, German Omelet
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during sex the male lays on his back as the female(or male it depens what your into)sits on the tip of the penis and slides up and down down in a circle
my boyfriend did the german helicopter
oooo you so lucky
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The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!
Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!
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When a woman lays down on her back and points her ass straight in the air, and her male partner stands over her and points his cock vertically downwards and starts squatting.
I was lookin' at some porn last night, and then they started to do a german pushup... it looked painful.
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