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When you emit toxic fumes from your behind, and it comes out of your trouser leg.
Emma: ... can you smell that?
Fred: Yeah, sorry, trouser ghost.
Emma: ew.
When you go to a party whether or not you were invited, drink all of their booze and bounce without telling anyone.
"yo man I crashed that party, straight up toast and ghosted that bitch!'
When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
When You ejaculate but nothing comes out.
I jacked off and Jizzed 9 times today. 11 if you count the ghost loads.
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There are three popular definitions of ghost poop:
1: This is when you feel like you need to take shit, but when you go, nothing comes out or you merely fart. This is explained by having too much air in the colon from having eaten gassy foods like beans or swallowing air, or by you having very bad constipation.
2: You sit down to take a shit, everything feels normal, but when you look down into the toilet the poop appears to be gone! This is explained easily however. You merely had a very heavy turd that went strait halfway down the drain, so it's out of sight, but still very much in the toilet.
3: You take a shit and everything goes normally, but when you wipe, the paper comes out clean, much like how a ghost leaves no trace. There are two explanations depending on the ease of your shit. If the shit was relatively easy, then congrats! You're getting the perfect amount of fiber in your diet, not too much, not too little. If the shit was really difficult, then the turd was way too hard, and you need to eat some prunes pronto.
1: Man, I thought I needed to take a monster shit, but all I did was fart and make a ghost poop on the pot.
2: Woah! Where did my shit go?! Must've been a ghost poop...
3: ARRRGHH *plop*... *pant pant*... "Oh well, at least it came out as a ghost poop and I won't need to wipe..."
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(n)an amazing Indie film made in 2002 by director Terry Zwigoff. Based on the comic book made my Daniel Clowes.
It's about two friends Enid(Thora Birch) and Rebecca( Scarlett Johansson) who just graduate high school and don't really know what to do what there lives. They play a prank on an guy named Seymour(Steve Buscemi) through a personals ad in the newspaper. Enid later becomes friends with Seymour and starts to lose Rebecca as a friend towards the end. It sounds sad but this movie is actually pretty bitchin'.
some funny quotes:
Alcoholic Customer: Do you serve beer or any alcohol?
Enid: I wish. Actually you wish... after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers.
Rebecca: So, what do you do if you're a Satanist?
Enid: Sacrifice virgins and stuff.
Rebecca: I guess that lets us off the hook.
Enid: How can you stand all these assholes
Rebecca: Some people are ok, mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody.
Ghost World is one of best movies ever. Its intelligent and has super acting.
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see: Geister Fahrer. An individual who drives going the wrong direction on an autobahn, often with headlights turned off at night. Usually a drunk driver, but can also be a suicide attempt, thrill seeker, or horrendus driver error.
My travel agent gave me this cautionary lecture on ghost drivers in europe. Does that really happen?
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