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A joke when you aren’t male or female
I asked bob if he was male or female and he said ,” I classify as an attack helicopter.”
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Slang for eating pussy while moving your tongue in a circular motion.
Fag #1: Dude I was giving girlfriend a good time last night! But she said I sucked?
Fag #2: Well did you give her the Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour?
Fag #1: Naw Man, I'll have to try that next time!
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The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.
Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!
Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
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The meaning of this meme is supposed to make fun of femenists and SJW's and their 71 genders of people
Bob the SJW: you trigger me in so many levels cuz u can't find ur sexuality.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
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June 21 was of every year will be declared National Apache Attack Helicopter Day in celebration of the brave people who identity as Apache Attack Helicopters as well as the beautiful work of engineering such helicopters are.
Friend 1: “Hey Kyle, what’s the date?”
Kyle: “It’s National Apache Attack Helicopter Day”
Friend 1: “Cool, so the 21st, thanks bro!”
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It's when you lube the fuck out of your penis and have your girl lay down, you then put your dick in her, lay one top of her spread your arms and legs, then start spinning like a helicopter, risk includes loss of peepee
Holy shit your peepee is gone because of the attack helicopter with a back kick 36 tailspin
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I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter DONT BE SEXIST
Did you know rob sexually identified as a Russian attack helicopter now he is a sponge. I sexually identify as a Russian attack helicopter
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