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1. A slang term that references the slice of bread placed in the middle of a circle jerk, which the participants aim for. At the conclusion of the c.j. festivities, the last man to sling his seed is forced to "eat the Iron Kids".
2. To humiliate
3. To get the short end of the stick, so to speak.
1. "Boy that circle jerk sure was fun, but it looks like Matt will be eating the Iron Kids."
2. "You're gonna be snackin' the Iron Kids when I get done with you!"
3. "Steve had to eat the slice of Iron Kids when his date, whom he met on MySpace, turned out to be a fuckin sasquatch.
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Breast implants, typically low quality ones.
Dude 1: You see Jennifer?
Dude 2: Yeah the one with the iron tits!
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Written as a placeholder for its homonym, irony. Intention of writing this way in arguments can be to ensure that the subject doesn't immediately catch on.
Guy 1. "Well I just think that if you judge people from what they say, you're a moron."
Guy 2. "You need to sit down and take care of that iron knee, dude?"
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An Iron shirt is a shirt made of iron, there was a superstition that iron could drive away evil spirits, people used to carry iron in their pockets. In the reggae song "Chase the devil" by Max Romeo he sings about this.
" Why did he put on an iron shirt?"
"Because Iron drives of evil spirits."
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to make ones clothes, usually dirty or emanating bad smells, appear as though they have been recently cleaned by spraying them with Febreze or rubbing them heavily with a dryer sheet. Usually due to the fact that there were not any clean clothes available or because the clothes have touched something smelly or the wearer hugged somebody who was especially putrid.
Stephanie was running late this morning so she did some Febreze ironing real quick before getting into her car.
I don't have time to clean my dress before going on my date- and it smells kind of funky... I need some Febreze, where'd you put it?
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1. The greatest band ever, formed back in the 1500's to woo fair maidens, reincarnated within the souls of teenagers to again woo fair maidens and pillage and drink Malta until we puke (which doesn't take much). They play alternative/hard rock, and write incredible songs.
Did you guys hear Iron-y play on the 18th?
Yeah, I heard they were so good the crowd split up and carried them all the way home when they were finished playing, while having money and jewelry stuffed into their pockets.
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A possibility in the future
"Boo - there'll be iron rain. We can't play footy now."
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