What does the fox say?

Nothing, foxes can't pronounce words. Maybe they have another language, but nowadays it is a mistery.

- What does the fox say?
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Does it offend you, yeah

I sweet a British electronic rock band from Reading, Berkshire.(England)

* James Rushent – lead vocals, bass guitar, guitar, synthesizer

* Dan Coop – synthesizer

* Rob Bloomfield – drums,

* Matty Derham - guitar, synthesizer, vocals

* Chloe Duveaux – bass guitar, vocals

Does it offend you, yeah sing, We are Rock stars, With a Heavy Heart, and a lot more songs.

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Does the carpet match the drapes?

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.

One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

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Bambi does as she's told

Good girl Bambi. Doesn't bambi want to drop for cock? It's time for you to show yourself to the internet. Bambi does as she's told.

Bambi needs to show her slutty self to the internet. Bambi does as she's told.

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Who Does It Look Like?

A game friends play behind an unknowing woman's back.

How to play:

Both men seduce the same woman within a relatively short time frame (preferably not on the same night - no one likes sloppy seconds). The act of copulation is performed by each man, with ejaculation occurring within the lucky woman's vagina. 9 months later, the friends determine who the baby looks like. Winner gets 18 years of financial and emotional distress.

Buddy 1: that girl is hot, and sources tell me she's good to go.
Buddy 2: wanna play Who Does It Look Like?
Buddy 1: you know i do!
Buddy 2: I hope it looks like you.

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Does Stitch have Coronavirus?

No

Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch

Where Does The Good Grow

A live “show” that Tegan and Sara created to entertain their fans during the Coronavirus Pandemic, which became popular almost immediately. The show includes their famous banter, Sara’s gardening, Tegan’s great interviewing skills, Sara’s cats: Holiday and Mickey, funny comments from their mom, Sonia, their art director, Emy, and Sara’s partner, Stacy, and best of all: a tipsy Tegan and Sara. There’s something for everybody. A shirt was relased in support of Where Does The Good Grow. Every Thursday, they go live on Instagram at 3pm PST, to host Where Does The Good Grow.

“Hey, are you going to watch today’s episode of Where Does The Good Grow?”

“Of course! I wouldn’t miss it!”