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Jellybean fans who spam in YouTube comment sections "ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨"
Jellybean fan: ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨
jellybean hater that's fatherless: die
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you thought you could see the end of the tunnel but party number two is only just starting to make your life a living hell. refusing cooperation, threatening legal action, defamation.
its getting real. its getting ugly.
costing me too much fucking energy.
Im with you in thought always but im also at war. this was not my intention.
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oh shit your grandma fell out of a tree...its whatever
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When you stick your finder in a girls chocolate starfish and wipe it on her eyes for that classic eyeshadow look.
Tom: What's that smell?
John: Maybe its Susan, Maybe its Maybeline.
Tom: I didn't know she was a freak like that!
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Girl is giving head and wants guy to cum on her tits. Guy cums on her face instead and then rubs it in like makeup.
She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her the "maybe its maybeline" instead. She was scrubbing in the shower for atleast 15 minutes to get it off her face.
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Refers to a person who has not had sex for a while. Often resulting in over masturbation and a flacid penis. If the individual persits in not getting laid symptoms can progress to homoeroticism, wrist cramps and desperation. (that may lead to sex with becca ahhhhh!!)
See the MATT CLARK Story for further details
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Its too much originated from Richmond hill toronto Ontario. It all started with a small tape recording "its 2 much" remix. It then became world famouse throughout Thornlea SS. This phrase is very popular throughout Canada. It could be used as a feeling of excitment, and the best way to use it is at CANADA's PARAMOUNT wonderland. Lastly, "Its 2 much" is also a porno company.
Ex. Its 2 much! (thumbs up)
Ex. Giggidy giggidy goooeee ITS 2 muCHHhh!
Ex. This is too much for me.
Ex. WoW that guy is too much.
Ex. Guys, did you hear that new its too much remix?
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