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Nickname for the Minneapolis suburb of St. Louis Park, Minnesota. From the large number of Jews living in the area, and the fact the neighborhoods are planned around the Synagogues like in Israel.
Mr. Goldstein is from St. Jewish Park.
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Also known as the JCB, the Jewish Car Baum is created when you combine a shot of cognac with a healthy amount of Manischewitz wine as a chaser. Please don't get this confused with an Irish Car Bomb, whose name is, indeed, derived from the JCB. Note that since it is a "Baum" and not a "bomb," the brave soul drinking this mess does not necessarily have to drop the shot into thier glass of Manischewitz. For the cognac, the creators recommend Courvoisier, because it makes you feel like a pimp.
Orheez: What drink has the highest reward of getting you hammered but also the greatest risk of causing you to vomit?
Slick: The Jewish Car Baum!
CZA: Aww damn, I'll get the camera and the trash bin.
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jewish American Princess or JAP (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards people of Japanese nationality) can be taken and meant as an ethno-religious and/or sexist slur used to refer to Jewish women with privileged backgrounds.
The word is intended to promote a stereotype about young women who have been spoiled by material wealth and overbearing parenting to the point that they are self-absorbed, high-maintenance, materialistic, and snobby. Since the slur reflects a phenomenon that is not limited to Jewish families, it has also been extended to other ethnic groups.
As with all stereotypes, this one is often the basis for a variety of jokes and contrived but humorous scenarios. Its factual basis seems to stem from the rapid rise to affluence of Jewish families that started out in tenements of New York City, moved to residential, urban neighborhoods in the city, and then to suburbs on Long Island, northern New Jersey, Philadelphia and elsewhere in the United States. The notion is that many who are raised in the affluent environments have lost any sense of continuity with their hardworking parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents.
The slur is usually considered offensive both for its sexist and ethnic implications, however, some people self-identify themselves as Jewish American Princesses. Some teenagers use the phrase to describe what clique they belong to, just like a scene kid or goth, or the style and brands of clothing that they wear.
In well know movie that has jewish American Princess stereotypes.
-In 1979, Frank Zappa wrote and performed a song called Jewish Princess in his album Sheik Yerbouti, making fun of the stereotype. Subsequently, 2 Live Jews performed a song called "J.A.P. Rap" in their 1990 album As Kosher As They Wanna Be.
-In 1980, Goldie Hawn portrayed Judy Benjamin in Private Benjamin. In the film, a spoiled rich girl joins the army after her marriage fails, finds herself in a more difficult situation than she ever expected, and ultimately rises to the occasion.
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A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.
Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?
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1. A term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn't provide a snack.
2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.
1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!
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When you drive by people and threw pennies at them
I was rolling threw the heights and I dropped my window and pulled a Jewish drive by
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lemonade made from the free water and lemon at restaurants with some sugar (also free on the table) mixed in as well. usually drank by poor people who don't want to pay for a soda.
I was going to buy a soda, but I decided on making some jewish lemonade instead, and I saved some
major dough.
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