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The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.
Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT
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A girl that will only have anal sex to avoid the possibility of getting pregnant.
This is in reference to China's recent method of importing cattle through Hong Kong (the back door) to avoid regulations that are applicable to importing to mainland China.
I heard Jenny is a real Hong Kong Cattle Buyer so I think my odds of having anal tonight are 100%!
Let's see if we can find a pair of Hong Kong Cattle Buyers at the bar tonight and get our dick's dirty.
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A phrase based on the old Atari video game, Donkey Kong wherein a gorilla throws barrels.
It's used to make a threat in jest- it adds levity and is obviously not a real threat by the way of its absolutely ridiculous nature.
After all, it's not like you're actually going to throw barrels at someone.
"I'd like to see you win this round of pool!"
"Just wait- I'll bring it on like Donkey Kong!"
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Used to describe it's on and time to party big time.
Originated by Robert Mori of San Francisco, California 1980's.
Rob would close down his Arcade for the night he would grab a Colt 45 Tall Can slam it and scream its on like Donkey Kong. He would then proceed to go out and get wasted and try to get laid.
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When a big(big being tall or large) guy is into short girls.
Jeff is 6'4"
Jeff is dating a girl that is 5'4"
Jeff has a king kong complex
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A person that has extremely smelly ass feet, similar to the smell of downtown Hong Kong. (a smell of rotten onions, urine, and poo)
Damn, that guy is the new Hong Kong Feet-man!