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Long Island

1. A small overpopulated land infested with rich assholes. It is known for their grossly overvalued property, overstuffed beaches, and highly congested traffic. The byproduct that this biological infestation gives off seems to be in the form of kick ass bagels and amazing pizza.

2. An over hyped densely populated diamond encrusted plastic turd.

"Driving into Long island is horrific. But, oh my god, the pizza..."

by DutchPirate April 19, 2019


Josie Long

A word for the specific frustration felt when a woman parrots a man’s shit-laden misogynistic argument

She Josie Longed it, yeah sorry mate, She keeps say ‘Transwomen are Women‘ but hasn’t answered any concerns relating to women’s safety. It’s almost as if maintaining male privilege trumps the safety and dignity of women. I know? Mad, innit.

by Boreoff June 11, 2020


Long Face

A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.

Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!

by AinsJC February 10, 2021


the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009


Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 9, 2023


long word

words that people use to sound more photosynthesis

jerry: ye shouldn’t dare make me pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on the potty like that.

joe: wow, good sir, that’s a rather interesting long word to use!

by wow you’re so smart bro May 17, 2023

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Long Spider

A scorpion

Hazel informed me of the dangers of the long spider, wouldn’t want to get stung by one of those.

by Thecoolestpersonyouevermet November 3, 2018