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a video game or movie that may or may not be good, but generates a very large amount of hype before it's release.
Gears of War for the Xbox 360 and the last 5 Star Wars movies were hype machines.
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1.When a girl tugs on a guys member mimicing the motion of pulling the knob on a cigarette machine. A reverse handjob.
Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.
Guy 1. Did you get laid last night by that chick you met up in the club.
Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.
note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.
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guy who sits there and listens to our pathetic urban dictionary definitions. He makes fun of us but we love him anyways. Anywho...69
US: Oh boy, do we love my LUKE THE MACHINE or what?
Others: Wait...does he have a keg in his pants?
More people: yes why?
Others: Becasue we'd sure tap that.
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An automatic (rapidfire) weapon first developed in the late 19th century. The recoil from the first bullet fired resets the mechanism to fire again. The next bullet is pushed into the barrel from the magazine - either by gravity (as in early weapons) or a tensed spring. Revolutionised warfare by making it notoriously easy to mow down large numbers of attacking infantry at decent range, was very handy when conquering spear-armed peoples. Went on to a much longer and bloodier history as the design was refined.
Comes in a variety of calibres, weights and rates of fire, from sub-machine guns (use pistol bullets to reduce size and weight) to light machine guns (use assault rifle bullets for compatability and to reduce size and weight) and heavy machine guns (sheer firepower, no compromises).
SMGs and LMGs are meant to be carried. Anything larger, and you're doing a Rambo.
The M2 machine gun, the original and the best. Used by the US from WWII right through to now. Ever wondered why the MGs on the top of Sherman and Abrams tanks look so similar? They're M2s.
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A female of the ugly and/or obese variety.
See also Good Machine.
Woah guys don't look over there... total rusty machine.
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I'm a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb
About to oh - oh - oh - oh - oh explode
I'm burning through the sky
200 degrees
That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
I wanna make a super-sonic woman of you
Don't stop me now
I'm having' such a good time
I'm having' a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now
Cause I'm having a good time
I don't wanna stop at all
Da da da da
da da da da
da da da da - ah - ah
da da da
da da da da da da (da)
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Putting your index finger in someones anus
while keeping your thumb up and your other fingers retracted, thus acting as if your hand were a gun, while moving your finger back and forth fast and making machine gun sounds.
You would'nt believe how much this girl enjoys me machine gunning her asshole!
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