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Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name (e.g. naming a sports arena after the owner), or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.
Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.
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The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- sexy loser)
Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...
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Watching extremely sad tv shows or movies, listening to extremely sad music, or thinking terribly sad thoughts to force yourself to cry as a release of built of sadness.
I watched Crash last night and cried for two hours because I had so much shit going on in my life I needed some emotional masturbation.
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You take a thought provoking concept and decide to think extremely deeply about this particular concept. Something which often confuses most people or which has never been/cant be solved. The person thinks about and explores many areas of this concept to such an extent that they feel very mentally exhausted and also may experience a headache. In extreme circumstances epitaxis (a nose bleed) may occur. This can then be compared to the familiar term of wanking where sperm is ejactulated on pleasuring the penis - using the brain to extreme effect that blood is produced (sperm) = brain masturbation(wanking)
the concept of time zones - do you actually live longer if you move from one zone to another, depending on the zone and your place of birth - where brain masturbation originated from
what death feels like
afterlife
time stopping
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The Pleasure of Manual Auricular Canal Stimulation (also known as Q-Tipping and ear pleasure)
Ear masturbation is almost as good as the real thing! {Q-Tipping} {ear pleasure} {earoticism}
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A chap who masturbates way more than usuall. normally found pulling one off into house hold items, such as: sink, shower, toilet or jam jar.
Jeff: Whats jack doing these days?
Rupert: Ahh he's being a serial masturbator somewhere!
Jeff: now I'm dark on him aye.
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When a professor assigns an article in which they are cited for the sole reason of reminding students how much they know. It can be one citation or ten, if they're referenced, you're reading it for class.
A: Did you read those articles for class today?
B: Yeah. Professor Smith was referenced in three of them. Total act of academic masturbation on his part.
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