Windows ME

The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.

If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.

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Step on me

When you simp for someone or are attracted to them you'll say step on me

Beidou is hot I want her to step on me
Kazuha please step on me

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cooking me

Making Somebody Mad 😡

Some Of Y'all Females Be Cooking Me With Y'all Stiff Weaves

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Fuck Me

1. What you say when anything mildly inconveniences you.

Taylor: Fuck me! I just stepped on a fucking lego!

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Try me

Another way of saying "Come at me bitch."

"Ya? Fucking try me." She said to Jessie

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it's above me

I don't give a fuck.

Black Guy: I understand that, but on the phone you called me a fucking nigger.

Racist Lady: But I really need a place to stay, my grandma just died.

Black Guy: I understand that, but it's above me now. There's the Best Western next door.

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beats me

A phrase meaning 'i dont know.' Usually used when some one asks you something you should know, or when your particularly clueless about any situation.

person 1- "Wow, how did you get that bruise?"
person 2- "Beats me!"

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