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everyone loves mike hawk. mike hawk is the best . mike hawk is very good . even a daniel likes it
i like mike hawk
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To watch Monsters inc. then when Mike Wazowski gets his fingers crushed, crush ones fingers within their anus, while furiously jacking off with the other, screaming in unison. Can be done with one or more people.
“Hey dude, wanna Mike Wazowski tonight?” “Sure, but your fingers are the ones getting crunched in my juicy anus.”
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Mike Wheeler is a simp. He appears in all three seasons of Stranger Things and is sadly dating Eleven. He's most likely a closeted bisexual who has internalized homophobia and a crush on Will Byers. He called El for 353 but stopped after Will's shadow monster situation got worse.
Sally: "Did you hear Iggy?"
Iggy: "What?"
Sally: "Mike Wheeler ruined Will's life."
Iggy: "Shut the f**k up Sally."
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The legend of P Mike is one shrouded in mystery. He himself, is a modern mystery, a rubix cube of sorts. Even his name is a mystery as no one is 100% sure what the P stands for. Local folklore give meanings to the "P" in P Mike as Pretty, Pastor, Pimp, PM for the darkest Mike they know, some say the P is whatever you want it to be...
Why do they call you P Mike?
Yo, where is P Mike?
P Mike...where have you been?
The type of guy who shows up to a party uninvited and has suspicions about literally everyone. Sometimes a mike Shea could pull through but in a very low key way. Most of the time he is just a guy who likes to get people bopped and is a real titty ass nigga
Robie: “Yo, I’m gonna show up to the party tonight with some of my boys, is that straight?”
Matt: “ Don’t be a Mike Shea and kinch out”
a joke that is lamer than a dad joke
Person 1: Let's play wii!
Person 2: There's no wii... only we......
Person 1: Nope, LOL. That's such a mikee joke omg.
A general exclamation, meaning "Good Grief!" Similar to "For Pete's sake!" and "For pity's sake!"
For the love of Mike, that's some great corned beef and cabbage!