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When somebody deposits a fat load of baby gravy into another person’s bootyhole, the recipient then shits out the mixture of throat yogurt and doodoo butter into the mouth of a third person laying down underneath them.
This tinder bitch was cool until she told me she wanted me and my roommate to run a Missouri Mudslide on her
The act of having intercourse with a woman 60 or older that hasn’t had sex in at least 5 years while using feces as lubrication
Dude, last week I was with Brandon’s grandma Sharon, and she pulled me into her room and told me to give her a dusty mudslide
When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
I gave my girl a Kansas City Mudslide last week
When you fuck a girl from behind in the vagina and she shits on your dick.
I fucked my girl last night and she gave me a Rocky Mountain Mudslide.
When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass
Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!
You do this when you have to urinate but do not want to stop having sex, the male simply pulls his penis out of the vagina and enters the anus. At this time the male should quickly urinate. Once the male’s bladder is empty he should slowly pull out and reenter the vagina quickly and reach orgasm as rapidly as possible. A mixture of urine, feces, ejaculate and other lubricants both natural and synthetic will at this time empty simultaneously from both anus and vagina. The flowing stinky river of fluids can be affectional referred to as the stinky mudslide.
With two young boys intimacy was very rare for Allyson and Adam. They were pressed for time. This rare moment of sexual explosion needed to happen now. Adam made the call … He would not be going to the bathroom. The Stinky Mudslide was their only option.
The act of, getting on google and yelp to find the most poorly rated Mongolian restaurant in the area.
Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.
Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.
To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.
The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏
This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.
Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
“Hey Brian, you wanna hit up the gas station for some burritos?”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”