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When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.
Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...
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The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.
"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".
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the woman's vagina is so small that when the male impales the vagina with his man-rod he blows a load and it can't go anywhere so his head expands to 3 times its size and her clit pops off.
(nikki made tom mushroom bomb and lost her clit for good)
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To take a moderate dose of cocaine ("bump") off the head of an erect penis ("mushroom").
Tom: Dude, you see that guys' boner?
PJ: No, Tom give up the dream
Tom: Imma go over to him and ask to give him a mushroom bump
PJ: what's a mushroom bump?
Tom: it's where you take a bump of cocaine off the head of another man's boner!
PJ: ...
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Like a Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper, this mushroom can be licked, pounded, eaten, smacked, and basted, but will never deplete. Doing so may only make it stronger.
My mom said you hammered her lady mushroom so hard that today it killed a baby kitten.
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The act of imprinting your penis on a foggy car window.
Adam mushroom printed his window when some girls pulled up beside him.
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The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.
David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?