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Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs

I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal

by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 4, 2023


Dainty Nelson

A man with dainty hands, but who otherwise acts as if his hands are superior to others.

That Dainty Nelson shouldn't be commenting on my small hands.

by Bitter Jenn October 20, 2009


puppy nelson

to jump on the back of another and begin to hump the piss out of them until they either fall down or just give it up

You see that girl im fixing to puppy nelson the piss out of her

by bjrebel February 28, 2014


Pulling a Nelson

Pulling a Nelson:
Refusing to get out of your police car even if someone is shot inside of a house and is needing medical attention.

Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

Pulling a Nelson
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

by Grunt116 April 18, 2022


Johnny Nelson

Johnny Nelson is the biggest company man in the history of sports. He reads from a Sky Sports or Matchroom script every time he performs an interview and is practically a puppet for the Hearn family. He is quite literally the dumbest man to ever talk about boxing minus maybe Chris Mannix

Jacob: Did you see the new Johnny Nelson interview on iFL TV?
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man

by matchroomfanboy October 8, 2020


Shane nelson

Super sexy and hot

Person: did you see Shane Nelson
Person: yas

by Egg man 69696 June 8, 2022


Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023