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When someone keeps everything in their vehicle ex; Paperwork, food, electronics, etc.
Person 1: You see that guys car, look at all that shit he's got in there.
Person 2: Damn, that's a total Office Whip.
One of many slang terms to describe Police helicopters.
"Officer Bird's on his way, and I don't wanna see him, could you please give me the keys to the B.M.?" - lyrics from the song "Ghetto Bird" by Ice Cube
A shiv in an office. Some people call it a letter opener, but that's ridiculous. I mean, it's shaped just like a shiv. That thing would totally be useful in jail.
Hey man, Janet's being such a bitch. Do you have an office shiv that I can use to put her in her place?
it's good to be the office putter if you can get to that level, he's the guy that only comes out of the bag, that steps in once the project is 99% complete and the work is all done ... so he can step in for the easy tap in and be seen as the one to bring it home, finish the deal, get all the praise and credit
Jackson: Once again Miller plays the office putter and gets all the recognition.
Murphy: Yeah, this will probably get him his 3rd promotion in 2 years.
A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.
A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.
Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar
John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her
Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.
Or
Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!
John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!
When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.
Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.