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tiny piece of paper taped to your thong that makes no sense. i mean if you are going to wear a thong you a probably slutty enough to already be on some sort of birth control which will put always and cotex out of business BOOYA!
damn there is a piece of toilet paper stuck up my ass. no that is just your thong maxi pad. thanks p&g!
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Gay. Fuckin' extremely gay. A place we could call home. No beer drank, no la' la' la' smoked, no penises inserted into vaginas, no nuclear wasteland scenery in the morning, no brawls, and lots of happy neighbors. Pize's Pad has many iterations, though its original incarnation, affectionately referred to as Pize's Pad OG, is where the notoriety of the tenant and his friends first began. Also labeled the "Den of Inequity" by Rizzy Reap.
{Upon waking up at 3PM, and being under the impression you have a gaping head wound, only to open your bedroom door to face your mother} "Where were you last night?!" "Holy shit mom, I feel fucking badass... Oh I was at Pize's Pad."
{The mother subsequently smiles and cooks lunch}
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When you have a pen but no paper and MUST write something down. The palm of your hand becomes your memo pad. Often used by Democrats as well.
When this liberal gal wrote my e-mail address on the palm of her hand, I thought; even Democrats know how to use a maverick memo pad.
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When a females tits are so saggy they can be used as knee pads for athletic events
Girl you have your knee pads today? No, but I'll just use my African Knee Pads.
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When the pre-professional, co-ed, law fraternity Phi Alpha Delta (also known as PAD) tries to take over the University's Student Union/Association, by campaigning for the highest positions in the Union/Association as the Chairman, Vice-President, and President.
Person 1: Yo i herd that Phil is running for President, Amanda for Vice-President, and David for Chairman.
Person 2: Aren't they all in PAD?
Person 1: YEah! They are trying to take over the Student Union to "Reform" it.
Person 2: Seems like they running a sketchy operation. Operation Maxi-PAD has commenced. We better help the other candidates win!
Person 1: Definitely!
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