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The land you teleport to when you take 15 key bumps of ketamine. Beware, it’s really not as nice as it sounds. But it’s also not as bad as it sounds.
“I’m a fucking painting”
“No you’re not dude. You’re in paint world. It’ll wear off soon but it may feel like 3 years.”
Sorry guys I have to clean up the dry paint from my bed sheets
To hastily paint over a previously painted toenail in a crude fashion.
"If you're going to wear flip flops you should at least get a pedicure"
"It's okay I'll just skank paint them"
"Skitzo the clown is upstairs painting the horn."
Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.
Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.
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To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.
”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”
”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”
Anti vandal paint is like a horrible grease to stop you climbing on something.
In Worthing in England, on new years day, it was tradition to climb the clock tower. One year they put antivandal paint on it, and people got grease on their hands and clothes. They were cross and smashed the clock up. So it did not work as intended.