1.) An incompetant young man who has problems growing, due to his lack of muscle mass and testosterone.
2.) An incompetant young man who takes sexual gratification from ditching one's friends on a regular and daily basis.
3.) An incompetant small creature who has an unhealthy obsession with his unattractive and unappleaing body features (ed. Note; he believes himself to look like Brad Pitt AND Tom Cruise, when in reality appears more like Gollum from LOTR).
4.) An incompetant young man who has a penchant for stealing mischievous children, taking them to his mountain cave, and sexually molesting them before their eventual consumption by the Bia Phone. (See "Bodash".)
5.) Any communication devise used by the Bia Phone himself.
6.) Root: "Bia"; slang for "bitch" and "Phone"; slang for "ditching someone with incoherent ramblings", thus-- an ignorant bitch who ditches his friends using low-browed expressions and incoherent thoughts.
See Related Words: fuck-pouch, cock-stain, shit-smear, fuck, Bodash, fuck-stain, shit-ass, slap-stain.
Brandon P. Cox is THE Bia Phone.
Brandon, you're such a Bia Phone. I caught you molesting a child last night and then you ate it to get rid of the evidence.
Bia Phone! Bia Phone! Oh hi, Young Man.
(As a cry for help): "The Phone! The PHONE!"
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It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.
"Yo, is your phone even kosher bro?"
"Yeah, it's a kosher phone!"
Foot phone: the act of putting your own foot to your ear, answering it, and then handing it to the person next to you saying"it's for you". The "foot phone" is only operational when the person attached to foot is intoxicated
How one receives a call on the foot phone
NB: (places foot to ear) "Hello", (looks at Matt, and hands over foot phone). "it's for you".
You can not dial out on the foot phone, it only takes incoming calls.
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When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.
God dammit Jesse stop looking at your phone, I swear you are a phone addict.
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To walk, mope, or otherwise meaninglessly move about while talking on the phone or texting.
After he paced back and forth on the porch for the first 10 minutes of the conversation, Trevor phone-wandered aimlessly around the perimeter of the living room- softly kicking the floorboards as he strolled.
When going to the bathroom and you want be certain not to lose your phone. You put it in your underwear which is hanging between your legs like a phone hammock.
dude I left my phone in the bathroom again.
You should have used your phone hammock. I never lose mine.
Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn
Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen